stilesstilinskie:

Hello, my name is Hazel Grace Lancaster, and Augustus Waters was the star-crossed love of my life. Our’s in a epic love story and I probably won’t be able to get more than a sentence out with disappearing into a puddle of tears. Like all real love stories our’s will die with us - as it should. You know, I kind of hoped that he’d be the one eulogizing me because there’s really no one else. I’m not going to talk about a love story because I can’t. So instead, I’m gonna talk about math. I am not a mathematician - but I do know this. There are infinite between 0 and 1, there’s .1, and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there’s an even bigger set of numbers between 0 and 2, or 0 and a million. Some infinities are simply bigger than other infinities. 

(via teamlockwood)

kristenwiiggle:

Don’t be an adult, it fucking sucks and you can’t find dunkaroos anywhere

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cumberbuddy:

x

"Dad, that was for you."

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thestarlingscalling:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s name

(via kailyndavillier)


“I realize I have a lot of amazing opportunities, but I don’t know how you can play a human being going through real human experiences without being able to walk down the street. If you can’t live a real life, how do you play a real person? It always confuses me when actors work back-to-back-to-back with no break. If you live your life on a film set, how the hell can you relate to real people? You don’t know what its like to not have people fussing over you all day, and that’s not life - that’s silly movies. I will always want to take breaks and I wouldn’t be OK with losing that.”

I realize I have a lot of amazing opportunities, but I don’t know how you can play a human being going through real human experiences without being able to walk down the street. If you can’t live a real life, how do you play a real person? It always confuses me when actors work back-to-back-to-back with no break. If you live your life on a film set, how the hell can you relate to real people? You don’t know what its like to not have people fussing over you all day, and that’s not life - that’s silly movies. I will always want to take breaks and I wouldn’t be OK with losing that.”

(Source: littleheartss, via croissantisseur)

When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.
Nicki Minaj (via dannydevitosfoot)

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thegestianpoet:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

OH MY GOD

lorde is me tho i can’t even get mad

thegestianpoet:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

OH MY GOD

lorde is me tho i can’t even get mad

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via mylovehighway)

"Go ahead. Laugh at the girl who loved too easily."